Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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