I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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