I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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