So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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