How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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