we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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