what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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