Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm sobbing to NWA
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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