doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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