booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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