We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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