So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
should my penis look like a turkey
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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