love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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