I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
How does one acquire holy water?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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