69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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