At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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