Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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