I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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