Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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