I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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