She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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