You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
FUCK WHALES
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