The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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