Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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