can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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