you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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