at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i want to swaddle you in tequila
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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