you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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