yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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