worst night to have a conscience
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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