you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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