can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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