Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just had sex on a roof
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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