im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Everything about him screamed your future.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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