i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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