some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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