i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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