I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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