She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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