My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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