clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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