I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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