Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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