found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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