porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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