Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She announced her abortion via fbk
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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