people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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