found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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