4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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