I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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