Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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