Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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