Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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