The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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